It took almost 28 years, but it happened.
I got a bad haircut.
It was bound to happen sometime, right? I mean, the horror stories are all over the place. And I thought I knew how to avoid becoming one:
1) Go to a stylist you trust.
2) Show them pictures of what you want.
3) Be specific.
Success is in the bag, right?
Not right. NOT RIGHT.
I followed all of those steps and I still ended up with something I wasn't happy with.
Now, to be fair, just because I was unhappy with it might not mean that it was an objectively "bad" cut. I won't pretend to know anything about technique or whatever when it comes to cutting hair.
But I do know that this is what I wanted: